Writer's Block and a Cheese called Chihuahua

So I am like all excited and stuff about having my own blog... I am sitting here laptop all to myself and feeling rather uninspired... Who would have thought dog's could get writer's block?

I haven't really been out anywhere either, due to the crap weather, will this rain ever stop, it's making my fur go frizzy, and I just got a blow dry the other day.

I am scanning my I-pod, trying to find some music that might inspire me... nada!

I went and had a look at a few websites for some new clothes, maybe a new collar or something blingy, BORING!

So I have just been surfing the net looking at random stuff... I thought I would look myself up on Wikipedia, and do you know what was on the front page, and entire article dedicated to the Wonderbra, I mean seriously, England just got a new Priminister, our climate is suffering from Global Warming, there is a war still raging in the Middle East, and Wikipedia is promoting a push up bra - What tha?

I was also quite perplexed to find that there is a Cheese named after me, well not me per say, but there is a Mexican Cheese called Chihuahua, check it out... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_cheese

Speaking of England's new PM, did you know his middle name is "Ebenezer" as in Charles Dickens Ebenezer Scrooge, hmmm wonder what that will mean for the poms... I also read that he once dated a Romanian Princess, I wonder how that might effect this thoughts on foreign policy? There is really nothing you can't find on the net these days!

Anyway, it's getting close to my dinner time, and I am feeling rather peckish, maybe if I go hover around my food bowl and make some annoying whining noises Mum might feed me.

Until next time stay fabulous and be kind to animals

Adieu Angelxxx

I have a bone to pick!

So what... you think just because I am a chihuahua I can't write a blog... whatever!
I am so sick of the bad name us Chihuahua's have after a certain heiress that shall remain unamed decided to parade us round like a fashion accessory, seriously Tinkerbell has feelings too you know, and what was worse, poor Tinks got replaced by a ferret!
There is a saying you humans have - you can pick your friends but you can't pick your relatives... well let me tell you same goes for us, speaking of Tinks, word is she tried to get a new start but her abduction plan totally caved and blondie found her again.

Talking of feelings, I am majorly peeved... I have a bone to pick, literally...
When my mum (more about her later) takes on one of those trips to those big mall things, I do what any self respecting hand bag dwelling dog should, I sit in my bag looking cuter than Jake Gyllenhaal in a suit and behave myself, I don't go sticking my head out sniffing strangers bums, I don't lick, and I certainly don't bark. I have manners, breeding, I am a pedigree for God's sake, so why oh why do idiot humans feel the need to leer and stare?

Yes dumbass, I am a dog in a bag... yes moron I am real, (my mum is a bit of loon, but not completely crazy), yes I am freaking cute, hell do I know it and if I didn't have a tongue that was too big for my mouth, I would bite your snotty nose little prat for smacking me on the head like a tickle me Elmo doll.... Grrrrrrr!!!!

Sorry for getting my fur in a fluster but it just bothers me...

Now where was I, ahhh yes, please excuse me for not properly introducing myself, I am Angel, but more about me later, my mum is on the move, damn looks like we have to go... one can only imagine where we will end up this time, if I had a dollar for everytime some dim witted human said "Oh my look at it's tongue hanging out it must be thirsty!" I would be carried around in one of those Louis Vuitton dog bags... ahhh a girl can have dreams can't she...

Until next time stay fabulous and be kind to animals
Adieu Angelxxx