So what... you think just because I am a chihuahua I can't write a blog... whatever!
I am so sick of the bad name us Chihuahua's have after a certain heiress that shall remain unamed decided to parade us round like a fashion accessory, seriously Tinkerbell has feelings too you know, and what was worse, poor Tinks got replaced by a ferret!
There is a saying you humans have - you can pick your friends but you can't pick your relatives... well let me tell you same goes for us, speaking of Tinks, word is she tried to get a new start but her abduction plan totally caved and blondie found her again.
Talking of feelings, I am majorly peeved... I have a bone to pick, literally...
When my mum (more about her later) takes on one of those trips to those big mall things, I do what any self respecting hand bag dwelling dog should, I sit in my bag looking cuter than Jake Gyllenhaal in a suit and behave myself, I don't go sticking my head out sniffing strangers bums, I don't lick, and I certainly don't bark. I have manners, breeding, I am a pedigree for God's sake, so why oh why do idiot humans feel the need to leer and stare?
Yes dumbass, I am a dog in a bag... yes moron I am real, (my mum is a bit of loon, but not completely crazy), yes I am freaking cute, hell do I know it and if I didn't have a tongue that was too big for my mouth, I would bite your snotty nose little prat for smacking me on the head like a tickle me Elmo doll.... Grrrrrrr!!!!
Sorry for getting my fur in a fluster but it just bothers me...
Now where was I, ahhh yes, please excuse me for not properly introducing myself, I am Angel, but more about me later, my mum is on the move, damn looks like we have to go... one can only imagine where we will end up this time, if I had a dollar for everytime some dim witted human said "Oh my look at it's tongue hanging out it must be thirsty!" I would be carried around in one of those Louis Vuitton dog bags... ahhh a girl can have dreams can't she...
Until next time stay fabulous and be kind to animals
Adieu Angelxxx
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About Me
- Angel
- So many fabulous things to say, such little space! What's there to know, I am long haired Chihuahua, pedigree of course... I was rescued from slum like conditions just over a year ago and have gone from cold concrete to Ralph Lauren sheets. My mum is kinda cool for a human, she has her own fashion lable "Lil'Mama", so basically I hang out with fabulous people and hot boys all day... it doesn't matter that they are gay when your a dog. I also get to hang out with all her cool friends who think I am so cute, and my Nana is really cool, I totally have her wrapped around my manicured paw... anyway want to know more about me, just read my blogs...
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1 comment:
Ahh tickle me Elmo, fantastic Angel. Though I didn't realise your tongue was always like that, I thought it was just my effect on you that caused the tongue swelling thing. Damn. Well you're still cute and small and that's good enough for me.
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