Eau de Doggie

Why is it, that our owners insist on keeping us clean? We are dogs for goodness sake, it's our God given right to smell like one!

Admittedly I am not the outdoorsy kind, and the roughest surface my paws generally touch is the kitchen tiles. I don't ever get the chance to roll in the dirt or hit the beach, and honestly I much prefer the comfort of my bag, and am not that keen on the feeling of sand running through my paws.

Humans are obsessed with their own hygiene, deodorants, perfumes and body butters, I am sure my mum could have bought a small island with the amount of money she has spent on that kind of stuff over the years... what drives me mental is she feels the need to take out her obsessive compulsive freakiness out on me!

For some reason she has a coronary every time I lick my paws or my neither regions... screaming at me as if I committed bloody murder.
What she ceases to understand is we dogs have no problem in sniffing our other furry friends nether regions, so why, Oh why is it such a problem when sniffing my own?

The other thing I love to do to stir her up, is after I have done a number 1, I like to give it a quick spot check, in other words, a quick whiff just to make sure all is as it should be... and she starts goes completely ballistic at me... geez!

Sometimes if I really want to piss her off, I'll give the said wizz a quick lick... it tastes a little tart and does something really weird to my tongue, cause it starts quivering out of control... but the look on her face is priceless and well worth the taste!

Having said that though, one of these days I'll be eating my words when she decides to post a video on "You Tube" of me in the act.

Today she made me have a bath... man I really hate baths... I only had one two weeks ago, yet she thought I needed another one! Not only am I subjected to being stuck in a bucket of water up to my neck, but then I am made to sit there, all nice and still while she clips my nails, trims my paws (I can't help the fact that they look like hobbits feet) and cleans my ears... Grrrrr! Can't a girl get some peace and quiet, Sunday is part of my weekend too!

Anyway now that I am just chilling before a massive week at work, I just thought I'd put it out there, in case any of my fellow furry friends felt the same!

Well I should call it a night and get some beauty sleep... this is me signing off for now!
Till next time stay fabulous and always be kind to animals!
Adieu Angelxxx